Joe Zeff
2015-05-13 18:15:53 UTC
Some of you might vaguely remember that I had cataract surgery several
years ago. I recently had my annual eye exam and found out that the
capsule behind the implant was starting to fog up. Not just one eye,
both. Doing some research, I learned that this happens after several
years in about 30% of all cataract removals. I guess you might say that
I got lucky, for a rather non-standard definition of "lucky."
However, it's not as bad as it sounds. There is a procedure, laser
capsulotomy, that removes the scar tissue by zapping it with a laser.
It's outpatient, and you don't even need to have your eye covered
afterward, or put drops in.
I had it done to my right eye yesterday. After dilating my eye, the
doctor put some sort of lens over the eye to focus things and keep it
open, rather like a monocle. Then, I had to stare into a bright light[1]
while he zapped various parts of the capsule with a laser. By the time
he was finished, he'd zapped me 53 times.[2] It was a few hours before I
could keep that eye open for long unless the light were dim, but the
difference was obvious: my left eye looks like it's viewing everything
through a very thin haze.
At the moment, I have some black floaters in that eye, but with luck,
they'll go away in time; if not, it's a small price to pay. And, in
about two weeks, I get to go back and look into the laser with my
remaining eye. I'm looking forward to it.
[1]My eyes are always very, very sensitive to such things; if it weren't
for the monocle, I'd have had to use my hand to keep my eye from closing.
[2]Of course I counted; what else was there to pay attention to?
years ago. I recently had my annual eye exam and found out that the
capsule behind the implant was starting to fog up. Not just one eye,
both. Doing some research, I learned that this happens after several
years in about 30% of all cataract removals. I guess you might say that
I got lucky, for a rather non-standard definition of "lucky."
However, it's not as bad as it sounds. There is a procedure, laser
capsulotomy, that removes the scar tissue by zapping it with a laser.
It's outpatient, and you don't even need to have your eye covered
afterward, or put drops in.
I had it done to my right eye yesterday. After dilating my eye, the
doctor put some sort of lens over the eye to focus things and keep it
open, rather like a monocle. Then, I had to stare into a bright light[1]
while he zapped various parts of the capsule with a laser. By the time
he was finished, he'd zapped me 53 times.[2] It was a few hours before I
could keep that eye open for long unless the light were dim, but the
difference was obvious: my left eye looks like it's viewing everything
through a very thin haze.
At the moment, I have some black floaters in that eye, but with luck,
they'll go away in time; if not, it's a small price to pay. And, in
about two weeks, I get to go back and look into the laser with my
remaining eye. I'm looking forward to it.
[1]My eyes are always very, very sensitive to such things; if it weren't
for the monocle, I'd have had to use my hand to keep my eye from closing.
[2]Of course I counted; what else was there to pay attention to?
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Joe Zeff -- The Guy With The Sideburns:
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OMG! PONIES!!!
Joe Zeff -- The Guy With The Sideburns:
http://www.zeff.us http://www.lasfs.info
OMG! PONIES!!!