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Signs of a BOFHish sense of humour
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Niklas Karlsson
2018-02-22 14:01:29 UTC
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It seems there are signs of BOFHish humour in our SE Asian branch
office. Always a pleasure to see. Came across this in some old docs:

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So, you... An Avenger[0], has decided to tackle the License Server...
You are a brave man/woman.

[snip instructions on how to make the flaming vulpine talk to the
outdated, vulnerability-ridden POS]

Step 3: Get into a Fetal position and roll around on the floor
helplessly.
Step 4: Cry somemore.
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I'm willing to overlook the slightly broken English considering the
general sentiment. And from taking a look at that license server, it is
indeed an antique, festering pile of hyena droppings[1].

Niklas

[0] One of our R&D teams.
[1] Mind you, I've never met a license server that was even slightly
pleasant to deal with.
--
"Having major planets disappear is always a bad sign." - Jim Blinn
Roger Bell_West
2018-02-22 14:52:24 UTC
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Post by Niklas Karlsson
[1] Mind you, I've never met a license server that was even slightly
pleasant to deal with.
The fundamental purpose of a licence server is to prevent you from
running code. If it doesn't get to do that once in a while, it feels
useless and gets whimsical.
--
I'm not a luser laser, I'm a luser laser's mate, and I'm only lasing
lusers 'cause the luser laser's late.. or something..
-- Gid Holyoake
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