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Door lusers
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Niklas Karlsson
2018-03-14 18:18:31 UTC
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GAH!

Is it REALLY that fscking hard to use the perfectly functional "unlock
door" button right next to the door, rather than pulling the emergency
handle[0] to unlock the deadbolt and fsck with the alarm system?

I swear, we need to electrify that damned thing. Not enough to make it
unusable, just enough to make it hurt but still be usable if you're
desperate in a real emergency.

Niklas

[0] which entails breaking the seal, even...
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Brian Kantor
2018-03-15 08:24:21 UTC
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Post by Niklas Karlsson
GAH!
Is it REALLY that fscking hard to use the perfectly functional "unlock
door" button right next to the door, rather than pulling the emergency
handle[0] to unlock the deadbolt and fsck with the alarm system?
I swear, we need to electrify that damned thing. Not enough to make it
unusable, just enough to make it hurt but still be usable if you're
desperate in a real emergency.
Niklas
[0] which entails breaking the seal, even...
Yet another candidate for removal from the gene pool.

Or attach one of those paint cartridges that they use in money bags
so it will spray fluorescent paint all over the idiot who pulls the
handle. Harmless in an emergency, but effective at branding lusers.
- Brian
Firesong
2018-03-15 09:26:13 UTC
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On Thu, 15 Mar 2018 08:24:21 +0000 (UTC), Brian Kantor
Post by Brian Kantor
Post by Niklas Karlsson
GAH!
Is it REALLY that fscking hard to use the perfectly functional "unlock
door" button right next to the door, rather than pulling the emergency
handle[0] to unlock the deadbolt and fsck with the alarm system?
I swear, we need to electrify that damned thing. Not enough to make it
unusable, just enough to make it hurt but still be usable if you're
desperate in a real emergency.
Niklas
[0] which entails breaking the seal, even...
Yet another candidate for removal from the gene pool.
Or attach one of those paint cartridges that they use in money bags
so it will spray fluorescent paint all over the idiot who pulls the
handle. Harmless in an emergency, but effective at branding lusers.
- Brian
Filled with rancid hyena urine, just for kicks?
Iain
Roger Bell_West
2018-03-15 10:39:37 UTC
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Post by Firesong
Filled with rancid hyena urine, just for kicks?
We're not monsters.

Fresh will do.
--
One lesson for the movie renter in Japan - if the back of the DVD has
ninjas, it's about ninjas. If the back of the DVD has ninjas and
breasts, it's not really about ninjas. And I want my 90 minutes and 165
yen back. -- Peter Dell'Orto
m***@att.net
2018-03-18 06:10:59 UTC
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Post by Roger Bell_West
Post by Firesong
Filled with rancid hyena urine, just for kicks?
We're not monsters.
Fresh will do.
PFY: "Gee, BOFH, why is there a long metal bar with a plastic bag taped
to the end, and a ticket to the zoo, sitting on my desk?"

Matt Roberds

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